Remember folks, the brown text is used for rhetorical questions. Regular “wishes” or “hopes” will stay in the white color. Thanks and I hope you enjoy!
4/25/00
Welcome to Wishes are Raw. Strap yourself in cause here we go. I
wish…
- Trish was on my table
- Edge and Christian had better mike skills
- They stopped showing Rikishi’s ass
- Al Snow gave up the funny gimmicks and went with a serious gimmick, but no one took him seriously
- Benoit and Jericho get bigger pushes after Backlash
- Everyone appreciated Angles abstinence stance, although I bet it isn’t by his choice
- The Big Show danced more
- Stevie Richards wrestled on Raw
- Matt Hardy wasn’t the Hardcore Champion
- George “the animal” Steele was the Hardcore Champion
- You best recognise D’lo is back
- Stone Cold beats everyone’s asses at Backlash
4/11/00
Welcome back to 110% Raw Wishes, brought to you on location at the range. Yes another week of mass explosions. The WWF doesn’t seem to be listening to me, because only 2 of my predictions came true for Wrestlemania. I wish…
- The APA gets their beer money for working so hard this week.
- Kurt Angle got his Intercontinental Title back.
- The WWF has another Hardcore battle royale.
- Head Cheese gets a title shot.
- X-punk leaves the WWF for good.
- They would stop showing close ups of Rikishi’s ass.
- The big show wasn’t using Stevie Richard’s gimmick.
- Grand Master Sexay comes back soon.
- Tazz and Saturn wrestle for the World’s Ugliest Gremlin award.
- The Rock would stop getting screwed.
- That the WWF stopped trying to turn the Rock into the same
character that Austin had a few years ago. - That damn ATV didn’t fall on my head over the weekend.
This was sent in by The Rick…
-that mae young would be shunned from all forms of entertainment.
3/28/00
Good evening friends, welcome to my neighborhood. This weeks
Wrestlemania wishes are brought to you by the letters E, O, and D, and the number 110%. I wish…
- Tazz chokes out all the competitors in the hardcore match
- Benoit wins the European belt of Angle
- Angle retains his Intercontinental belt
- The Dudleys keep their gold after powerbombing a Hardy through 3 stacked tables
- Edge and Christian get in a fight in the middle of the match
- X-punk and Road Dogg beat Rikishi and Kane in a meaningless match
- Terri and The Kat both end up topless, but not Mae Young! The WWF owe us big for that
- T&A beat Headcheese however Blackman decides to have a personality, while Al Snow becomes all serious
- The Donut Eaters(Bossman and Buchanan) beat the Pimp Daddies
- Steph gives Torrie the title, and she defends it against Ivory or Lita
- Mick Foley wins the title from HHH
- Jericho, Kane, Rikishi, Val Venus, Viscera, Bossman, Benoit, and Gillberg get into the tournament for the World Championship
3/21/00
Hello, my name is Matteus Bingoman, will you be my friend? I am back after a week of persuing my true passion, BLOWING STUFF UP! (legally of course). Here are the 110% Raw wishes. I wish…
- Edge and Christian break up, Edge goes after the I-C belt, and Christian seeks the Lightheavy weight belt with Terri
- Mae Young wins the hardcore belt off of Elroy Holly
- Tazz and Bob Backlund go at it at Wrestlemania
- The Olympic champion walks out of Wrestlemania with some gold
- I got a little T&A from Trish
- Mini-me Bossman flies more
- We see more of the Rock in a dress
- I got to talk to Al’s pal Ben Franklin
- More tag teams were involved in the battle royale on Raw
- The Rock wins the belt at Wrestlemania
- Saturn and Guererro for a tag team so Malenko and Benoit can persue
singles gold - Foley didn’t go to the Terry Funk school of retiring
Here is a few from loyal readers.
From CSUB1230: I wish that the dudleys came out and powerbombed
Stephanie
Helmsley of the stage through a table.
and From The Rick: That The Rock would stop getting screwed.
-That I did not see mae young give birth to a hand.
-That billy gunn screws hhh out of the heavyweight title.
-That the undertaker would come back and systematically dismantle
everyone.
3/7/00
Velcome to zie Padded Room, I am Matteus Von Bingoman. If zou don’t like it, you vill be shot! Boy, was that a bad accent. I vish…
- The Big Bossman came out and beat someone up on Raw.
- I found a ref so I could beat Crash Holly for the most prestigious title in the WWF.
- Al Snow brings more of his friends from therapy to TV.
- Bob Backlund stays around for a while. Then I will have 2
all-American heroes. - That Mae Young is off of TV for a while because of the table.
- They wouldn’t have mentioned the Hand That Time Forgot.
- We see more Eliminator type moves from Malenko and Saturn.
- Chris Jericho forgets about Chyna.
- Kane gets his hands on X-pac so the year-long feud can end.
- Benoit makes a face turn, but doesn’t take sides with the Rock.
- We see Taker back soon.
- More hype for Wrestlemania!(sarcasm)
2/29/00
He’s Baaaaack! The King of the Padded room has returned to once again thrill the fans with another installment of 110% Raw Wishes. I wish…
- Billy Gunn teams up with Shane and the Big Slow and another wrestler to be named later to form the New Corporation.
- Tazz would wrestle some one and not get his ass kicked after the match.
- Benoit would wrestle a clean match against anyone. He doesn’t need the help.
- Kurt Angle picks up the Hardcore belt to add to his collection of gold.
- I would have seen Mick Foleys last match.
- The WWF stops the Mae Young angle soon.
- Nacho Rios wrestles on Raw again.
- The Dudley Boyz have a long title reign.
- We see a new tag team with Viscera and Gangrel called the Visigoths.
- Saturn becomes the most wanted snake again, the Trouser.
- King keeps on coming up with good one liners.
- We see more matches involving the Brooklyn Brawler.
2/22/00
You have returned to the Padded Room, don’t worry about me, I only eat the ones I love with marinara sauce. This is 110% Raw Wishes so, I wish…
- Eddie didn’t help Benoit with his match against Test.
- The Hardyz and the Suicide Blonds put on one hell of a show again.
- Blackman dances more.
- I was the Godfather.
- Cactus Jack beats HHH, then the Rock, then he retires the next
night, only to become Mick Foley, the new commisioner of the WWF. - Shawn Michaels does some color commentary like he used to.
- The Radical turn on DX and ally themselves with a returning Shane McMahon.
- 2 Cool and Rikishi dance their way to the top of the WWF.
- The Dudly Boyz finally capture WWF gold on Sunday.
- Mark Henry loses 50 pounds so the higher ups stop punishing him.
- Tazz was more of a bad ass like he was in ECW.
- Gillberg gets a rematch with Essa Rios!
These were sent in by some great fans:
I wish that the accolytes would win the tag belts in a “bar room brawl match against the outlaws.
I wish that the dudley’s power-bombed mark henry, through mae young, through 2 tables.
* Those were sent in by The Rick
THAT THE ROCK WOULD TEAM UP WITH TAZZ AND WIN THE TAG TEAM BELTS.
* That was sent in by Steve.
2/15/00
The light is on under the door, the murmur of the guards is heard, and the King of the PaDdeD room awakes for another round of 110% Raw Wishes. I wish…..
- We will see a rematch between the Rock and Benoit.
- Papi Chulo, or Rio de Janero, whatever he is called, wrestles a
whole lot more. - 2 Cool wins the titles at no way out.
- We would see a new tag team come out, but not a high flying team, but a power team like Demolition.
- Gillberg gets a rematch.
- Kane comes out to dance with 2 Cool and Rikishi.
- Kurt Angle stays my Olympic champion.
- Tazz gets more suplexes during his matches.
- The Rock would entertain the millions and millions of the Rock’s
fans by breaking his silence. - Tori gets slapped aroung some more.
- The Dog Show gets higher ratings than Nitro.
- I had Chris Jericho’s shiney pants.
I’m sorry I forgot this last week. I wish that Mr. Ass turns to Road
Dogg and say “Since you can’t wrestle, I got two words for ya! YOU SUCK!” Thanks go to Y2Kev for that one!
2/8/00
Yes, its time for 110% Raw Wishes, brought to you by the King of the Padded Room himself, Matteus Bingoman. (Begin shameless plug) Check out the new Quotes section, I’ve decided to do them, too. I wish…..
- We would stop seeing the same footage over and over and over again.
- The Hardy Boyz would hire aPa to protect them from the Dudleys in a championship match.
- Head Cheese would have been on Raw.
- That the male EMT was blind before Mae showed her old yellers, because he deffinately is after it happened.
- The King would make more goofy faces.
- The 4 from WCW (I refuse to call them by their stupid name) would turn on HHH.
- Kane just whoops everyone’s ass.
- Rikishi would give X-pac a bronco buster.
- The Holly cousins would get more respect.
- Y2J wrestles without Chyna in the future.
- The Dudley Boyz would put JR through a table for getting too
involved for an announcer. - Tony Schivone, the WCW announcer, would jump ship to the WWF so everyone could beat his ass repetedly.
2/1/00
Welcome to the Padded Room. I’m Matteus Bingoman, your host for this evening. Just for the record, I do know where Intercourse, Pa is.And if you don’t like that I’ve got 2 words for you…..I Wish….
- I never, eeeeever see Blackman in a jock strap.
- Jehrico kicks Chyna to the curb.
- A tag team, it doesn’t matter who, beats the Outlaws for the straps.
- Viscera wasn’t so boring in his match.
- I was Jerry Lawler, the best Kat herder in the business.
- The Dudley Boys put more people through tables.
- The aPa collect from the Dudley Boys after their check bounces.
- All the wrestlers in the WWF have the oportunity to beat the tar out of the Mean Street Posse.
- JR goes back to being an impartial announcer like he used to be.
- The WWF came up with a better name than the Radicals.
- Shane takes the company back from his sister and is an even bigger heel than she is.
- More Gomez jokes for the Big Slow.
I have my first fan wish sent in by jonc81.
He wishes BB would fight Terri in a Puppies Vs. Puppies (Loser Losses Top). I’m rooting for a no decision as both tops are removed at the same time!
1/25/00
Welcome back to 110% Raw Wishes. Yes that is 10% more than the recomended daily allowance. I am Matteus Bingoman, the King of the Padded Room. I wish…
- Steve Austin a speedy recovery.
- The Big Show expresses his dislike of more wrestlers.
- Rikishi Phatu squares off against The Big Show.
- We see more of Bigg (Crash Holly) and Tini (Viscera).
- D’Lo stops being a wanna be pimp, and goes after the I-C belt he deserves.
- Tazz beats the snot out of Kurt Angle again, and again, and again.
- Mae Young just stops.
- JR and King stop saying how Terri got put through a table.
- Stevie Richards reforms the bWo with the Blue Meanie, and
Gillberg. - Mae Young stops right now, I really mean it.
- BB would have stayed put after her puppies ran free.
- We see more of Head Cheese! Blackman in yellow tights and one of those foam cheese heads would be good.
1/18/00
Welcome every one, to the new, improved, 110% Raw Wishes. Your new host is the innovator of chaos, mentor to the mentally challenged, and King of the Padded Room Mattues Bingoman. If you have any wishes for Raw, please send them to matteusbingoman@aol.com, and if they are good enough or funny enough I’ll use them and give you credit. Remember, when falling into madness, dive!
I wish…
- Vinnie Mac and Shaneo come back soon.
- We see more of Terri in the swimsuit competition.
- We don’t see Mae Young in the swimsuit competition.
- We don’t see Prince Albert in in the swimsuit competition, I
doubt he would wax. - We would see HHH win a clean match.
- We see Taz, I mean Tazz, at the Rumble as HHH’s suprise for
Cactus Jack. - We would see Cactus in a barbed wire match against anyone.
- Al Snow would find a partner he could count on.
- Chris Jericho was the undisputed I-C champ.
- We would see the return of the bWo.
- We would see The Rock layeth the smacketh down on the Big
Show’s roody poo, candy ass. - I wish that we would see Too Cool dance with the Headbangers
instead of Rikishi Phatu.
They have come to put the jacket on again, so that means it’s time to go. Toodles! Have your own wishes, send them to matteusbingoman@aol.com.