Marko Presents (8/30):
Eddie Guerrero’s 40 Top Pick-Up Lines
1. I couldn’t help but notice you noticing me
2. I lost my number can I have yours.
3. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
4. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
5. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
6. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
7. Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
8. When I marry you I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
9. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
10. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what’s one more going to hurt?
11. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
12. Come on, you can’t get pregnant again.
13. Want to see my stamp collection?
14. Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
15. Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
16. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
17. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
18. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
19. My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can’t hold it in
20. I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
21. When’s our wedding?
22. You have some nice jewelry. It would look good on my nightstand.
23. Do you have a map?” “I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
24. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
25. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to “tinker” around with.
26. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
27. I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown.
28. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
29. I’m no glass of milk but I can still do your body good.
30. Someone call the cops cuz is got to be illegal to look that good!
31. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
32.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
33. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
34. Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
35. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
36. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
37. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
38. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again ?
39. Get your coat love, you’ve pulled
40. Do you sleep on your stomach ? Can I ??