The McMahon’s Guide To A Perfect Family
Many, many years ago
when Vince was twenty three,
He got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be,
This widow had a daughter
Who had hair of red.
His father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made Vince’s dad his son-in-law
And changed his very life.
His daughter was his mother,
For she was his father’s wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought Vince joy,
He soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
His little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became Vince’s uncle,
Though it made Vince very sad.
For if he was Vince’s uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who, of course was Vince’s step-mother.
Father’s wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became Vince’s grandson,
For he was his daughter’s son.
His wife is now his mother’s mom.
And it surely makes him blue.
Because, although she is Vince’s wife,
She is his grandma too.
If Vince’s wife is his grandmother,
Then he is her grandchild.
And every time he thinks of it,
It simply drives Vince wild.
For now he has become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of his grandmother,
He is his own grandpa!!!